He has been shot in the face with pistols, rifles, shotguns and cannons, blown up with dynamite, had safes, anvils and pianos dropped on him, and suffered no appreciable harm.īoomstick: This means that Sam is effectively unkillable. ![]() Like his opponent, he’s a master at the use of the Toon Force. Wiz (quietly): Sounds like someone I know.īoomstick: And he was also short, stupid and easily goaded into ill-advised actions. He was loud, he was insulting, and he was heavily armed. Wiz: By 1945, the men that made the Bugs Bunny cartoon shorts realized that Elmer Fudd was just too soft to be a good opponent for the rascally rabbit, so animator Friz Freleng introduced a new opponent, Yosemite Sam.īoomstick: Sam was a perfect target for dear ol’ Bugs. Toon Force is a mystical reality-warping force that allows its users to avoid harm in lethal situations, and produce items from seemingly thin air – if it’s done for comedic purposes.īoomstick: Hey Wiz, quick. Also, Quick Draw McGraw is also a Toon Force user. It made a meaty “Kabong” sound, so Quick Draw referred to his guitar as his “Kabonger.” It is just plain AWESOME! Wiz: And when fighting crime, Quick Draw would assume the guise of a masked vigilante, named El Kabong.īoomstick: That’s right, wearing a black hat, mask and cape, El Kabong would swing out on a rope, and whack the bad guy on the head with his handy dandy four-string guitar. He also employed a rather strange blood hound named Snuffles, who for some reason was not anthro-po-po-peed. He ambled cluelessly from adventure to adventure with his sidekick Baba Looey, and an burro. Wiz: Quick Draw McGraw was an anthropomorphic cartoon horse who had his own television show from 1959 to 1962.īoomstick: Quick Draw himself was a cowboy in the Olde West (trademark), often the sheriff of an unnamed town. Wiz: The lawman is Quick Draw McGraw, sheriff and all-around do-gooder.īoomstick: And the villain is Yosemite Sam, the “roughest, toughest he-man stuffest hombré that's ever crossed the Rio Grande.”īoomstick: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. Wiz: That’s right, we’re going back to the Old West, as presented by such companies as The Warner Brothers, and Hanna-Barbera.īoomstick: Yep, and were pitting one of the great lawmen of those day against one of the vilest of outlaws. You know, when men were men.and sometimes rabbits.and definable critters. This Death Battle brings together two of the Old West’s greatest gunmen.OK, one gunman and one gun-horse!īoomstick: Let me take you back to the days of yesteryear. In the Old West, situations often came down to two men with their six-shooters, settling their differences in the middle of the street.
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